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This one looked well maintained -- huge trees that we could see from several miles away. I thought they'd love to talk to us. We pulled right up.

"They're not going to be here," said our security guy.

Me: "Well, maybe we'll just knock on the door anyhow?"

Him: "They're not going to be here. If they were, the front door would be open, and the dog would come out the moment we drove up. No dog, no door? They're gone."

Yep, sometimes it pays to listen to the locals.